You're a little different. And you like it. So do the people around you. "Different" is a positive aspect of your personality.
Next time you visit Earth, don't forget the proper eyewear for the occasion. This is it!
It's unisex —perfect for male or female Earthlings or aliens. Especially for those who prefer optician-quality lenses for clarity and spring temple hinges for a great fit.
You're safe. Because every pair of these reading glasses comes with its own free protective soft pouch.