Gershwin Optical Reading Glasses with Case by Scojo; Amber Tortoise

Ah, behold! Gershwin Amber Tortoise reading glasses—a sassy concoction of style, wit, and optical wizardry. These aren’t your run-of-the-mill, “I’m just here to magnify stuff” readers. No, my friend, these are the eyewear equivalent of a jazz solo at midnight.

Gershwin readers have more personality than a Shakespearean soliloquy. Here’s the lowdown:

Smooth Round Shape: Like a perfectly rolled sushi, the Gershwin Amber Tortoise reading glasses caress your face. They say, “Hey, symmetry, we see you!” Like a Picasso masterpiece, these readers hug it like a long-lost friend. 🤗

Cool Tone: Imagine the color of a camp fire's soul. That’s Gershwin Amber Tortoise. It’s the shade that whispers, “I’ve seen things, darling. Things you wouldn’t believe." ❄️

Rivets: Oh, the rivets! Those tiny, rebellious studs that cling to the frame like groupies at a rock concert. They’re the agents of style, adding intrigue and character. People will squint at you and wonder who you are and where you came from.

Italian Acetate: Say it with me: “Ah-chay-tay.” It’s the Ferrari of materials. Smooth, luxurious, and as Italian as a Vespa ride along the Amalfi Coast. When you wear these glasses, you’re basically saying, “I appreciate the finer things in life, like gelato and Renaissance art.” 🇮🇹

Scratch Resistance: Ever tried to read a menu through scratched readers? It’s like deciphering hieroglyphics after a wild night out. But fear not! Your Gershwin Amber Tortoise lenses laugh in the face of scratches. They're scratch resistant. 🙌

Now, let’s talk vibes. These reading glasses don’t just enhance your vision; they upgrade your entire existence. You’ll read menus, novels, and cryptic love letters with newfound swagger. People will pass you on the street and think, “Is she from a parallel universe where Hemingway and Audrey Hepburn co-wrote a rom-com?” 🎭

We'll ship your readers to your address AT OUR EXPENSE if it's within the 50 United States and DC. Low cost worldwide shipping is available, too.

Plus, get a black pebbled protective designer hard case with a bright blue oversized cleaning cloth with your purchase. It's our free gift to you with your purchase.

Optical measurements:   What does this mean?
48 | 19 | 145